by Silent_S July 3, 2009
Get the Black Jacked mug.1.a person's whose ass you want to kick and/or a trick ass-ho. 2. someone who is dumbfounded in a very obvious situation that you find annoying
1. "here he comes! watch me trip this 'ass-jacket'!"
2. ashley: "1+1=2?"
david: "duh you 'ass-jacket'!"
2. ashley: "1+1=2?"
david: "duh you 'ass-jacket'!"
by mcfreshbeats November 15, 2005
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by !@N December 15, 2008
Get the Yellow Jacket mug.jacked up is used to describe a time framed situation, item, behavior or comment that is wrong, foul, ugly and or damaged. it is the foundational description of understanding that nothing is going to move, go well, work or prosper unless immediate action is taken or the course of behavior changes direction.
candy: who invited that mess to the party? she is so jacked up.
dave: shhhsh! be cool, that's the bosses daughter-i'm dating her.
officer: your friend over there told us you are the owner of the paraphenilia, is that correct?
suspect: man, that is so jacked up, it's his.
shelly: i heard terese's mom is going out with her ex boyfriend sean!
clare: ew! poor teresa, that is so jacked up for her mom to do that!
student one: then the professor said he was cutting my grade for missing five days
student two: you need to take that to the board bro-he is jacked up!
mom: did you get the laundry washed?
son: no, the washer's all jacked up
mark: bro, i lost your keys last night after the party and don't know where your car is.
jeff: dude, you are jacked up, that is so wrong
amber: for real, the only place i could find to get sick was in the hall closet-for real, the bathroom was locked.
monica: amber, for real, that is so jacked up. if i were you i would not tell anyone else. she is still grounded for having the party and wants to know who got her busted for boones farm yak on her mom's linens.
tom: i got her number when he wasn't looking
brandon: man, i told you don't go there- he jacked up the last guy that went after his woman real bad. dude still can't smile right.
driver on phone: my tire is flat and i have my car jacked up without a spare.
tow truck/vehicle repair dispatcher: that's jacked up-we'll send someone right out.
dave: shhhsh! be cool, that's the bosses daughter-i'm dating her.
officer: your friend over there told us you are the owner of the paraphenilia, is that correct?
suspect: man, that is so jacked up, it's his.
shelly: i heard terese's mom is going out with her ex boyfriend sean!
clare: ew! poor teresa, that is so jacked up for her mom to do that!
student one: then the professor said he was cutting my grade for missing five days
student two: you need to take that to the board bro-he is jacked up!
mom: did you get the laundry washed?
son: no, the washer's all jacked up
mark: bro, i lost your keys last night after the party and don't know where your car is.
jeff: dude, you are jacked up, that is so wrong
amber: for real, the only place i could find to get sick was in the hall closet-for real, the bathroom was locked.
monica: amber, for real, that is so jacked up. if i were you i would not tell anyone else. she is still grounded for having the party and wants to know who got her busted for boones farm yak on her mom's linens.
tom: i got her number when he wasn't looking
brandon: man, i told you don't go there- he jacked up the last guy that went after his woman real bad. dude still can't smile right.
driver on phone: my tire is flat and i have my car jacked up without a spare.
tow truck/vehicle repair dispatcher: that's jacked up-we'll send someone right out.
by redskin creek September 29, 2008
Get the jacked up mug.A term of affection for a close friend or family member. Meant to enrage the bearer of the title beyond belief, yet at the same time show that you care about them.
by Anonymous May 19, 2003
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A reference to a motorcycle jacket made by BMW which is branded as a Ralye II Pro Jacket. Made famous by Ewan and Charlie on their Long Way Round tour. Bought by riders wanting to look the part when they're off down the cafe on a Sunday on their bike. Round the world wannabe's with all the gear and no idea.
Have you seen all those 1200 riding tossers in their twat jackets hanging around outside The Ace Cafe?
by Indersisive March 25, 2009
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