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Humains

Shortened word for 'Human Remains'. Bill Allred coined this on an episode of Radio from Hell on x96 in UT
Police in Canada find Humains in suitcase.
by BFOP September 6, 2012
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Human Rolly Poly

The sewing of someone's face to their own butt, similar to Human Centipede.
Dude that guy passed out drunk, let's make him a human rolly poly!

That guy has to eat his own poop cause he's a human rolly poly.
by TheweirdmoviemakersofAmerica December 26, 2011
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Human Sunglasses

A sexual position in which the man places his scrotum on top of a girls eyes and jiggles them around.
Dude, I just gave my gf human sunglasses!
by ShmexyBoii October 28, 2011
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Human Butane Fill

When one person inserts a funnel into another person's anus and then farts into it, thus filling the person's rectum with fart, as a butane filler would fill a lighter with butane.
"Yo dawg, I'm running low on fart, can you human butane fill me?"
by ALPH4 May 4, 2012
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Human Puzzle

The act of spooning, where ones body contours to anothers, forming an "interlocking" puzzle
Ya man, she completed the human puzzle while we were spooning on the couch!
by mr.healthteacher December 18, 2012
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Humanburritophobia

1.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and the person you were sleeping with will have stolen all the blankets and turned themselves into a human burrito.

2.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and there will be a random person in your bed who will have stolen all the blankets and turned themselves into a human burrito.

3.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and there will be a random person in your bed who will have stolen all the blankets, wrapped them around you, and turned you into a human burrito.
I don't have sleepovers anymore because my Humanburritophobia has gotten so bad. I am on meds for it now.
by Dr. Schultz March 19, 2013
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human skin tag

someone who hangs off of others and is both useless and unwanted. Also disgusting. Making them literally a human form of a skin tag.
"Ew Jerry is totally a human skin tag"
by StephanieDanielle November 23, 2013
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