press ham

to spread your ass cheeks and touch your cornhole up against something or someone.

My ass was ripe when I press hammed that persons face when they fell asleep at the party.

by William Wells December 28, 2005

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Ham Sandwitch

Code word drivived from ptf. Similar in meaning, can be used in different senarios

What the hell is that? Ham Sandwitch

by foug March 25, 2003

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ham face

a person with a very red/pink face , lyk shes had alot ov ham piled on her cheeks t giv her this culer

"woahh luk at dat ham face he's as red as a fresh piece of sliced ham"

"shes a ham face girl, got the pinkest cheeks evah!"

"err shes got embaressd n gon all ham face" :)

by Kdotpizzzlee July 22, 2009

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Ham fisted as in, a very fat persons hand. Lacking dexterity, and producing poor results in tasks requiring accuracy. Makes sense as the phrase is used to describe something done clumsily, poorly executed. The saying is not limited to physical actions, it can also apply to social situations, a versatile phrase, and/or insult.

"Luke locked himself out while drunk last night and ham fisted his way into the house by kicking in the fucking door. He's a liability, I swear."

"John's game is so cringey, man. He just sent out a mass text on tinder saying he can speak french and make girls squirt. Like he thinks that will sway a girl who's on the fence his way. Ham fisted bastard."

by theturkishprince November 15, 2018

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Ham Slam

A sex act involving a 300+ pound woman standing over a man's erect penis while he lays flat on his back. The woman lifts her legs suddenly in order to plummet down on the man's shaft to achieve penetration.

Nothing like a ham slam to go with your grand slam in the morning.

by Sylinashi August 17, 2022

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