hooterific

Usually this means that someone with big boosoms is making you have a bad day. But, basically it is used to describe a bad day.

My mom is being real hooterific today.

by Tarra Thompson November 18, 2003

Hootersmoker

A cross dressing, substance abusing, irc addict.

I am getting that restraining order against Hootersmoker.

by Blah May 18, 2003

hooner

forcing the fumes of cannabis, through water via a disused sprite bottle with a pipe at the bottom, sucking all the air out from the top and inhaling, resulting in you getting blazed!

pass the hooner... i wna get blazed!

by evisurudeboy November 29, 2006

dirty pirate hooker

another name for a stupid fucking blonde chick who is known for just being her whoreishly self.

Paris Hilton is a dirty pirate hooker thats must die now.

by pirate hooker. July 24, 2006

hooker

Martha Stewart's dream career.

Good thing for every living (and a few non-living) creatures Martha Stewart aint a hooker.

by shruikan April 5, 2007

Hooters

1) A fairly average restaurant chain that employs attractive young women to break down their lives and everything.

2) A pair of women’s breasts. There are different sizes of hooters out there, y’know...

1) Kaylee applied for a job there, a few weeks later she got accepted, then she started hating it because of how it tore down part of her life.

2) Jenna’s got some nice hooters!

by miiREEEE June 7, 2018

Pre-Hooters pound off

The purposeful act of masterbation prior to a trip to Hooter's to avoid an embarrassing erection while eating.

Dan: Hey you wanna meet me at Hooters to watch the game?

Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..

Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.

by droopscrotty December 30, 2016