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Griffining

The act of or the act of trying to have sex while watching The Family Guy
I was Griffining this broad last night and before i knew it "Good For You"
by knickntio July 10, 2009
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gifty

only of significance as something to buy and give for the holidays (or sometimes birthdays), but otherwise totally useless the minute they unwrap it.
Gifty things aren't exactly stuff you find at Spencer or actual gift shops...no, gifty crap is what you find on end caps at Target and in checkout lines at Ross every December.

Every store gets in the act of selling gifty stuff. The likes of Home Depot will sell iPod speakers and baby booties just because it's the holidays.
by Kuahmel December 20, 2010
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Meg Griffin

The UGLIEST thing in the world.

Makes me want to puke whenever I see her - and Im a straight girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She has gross lips, (that look like a beak - eeew) A fat flabby stomach, horrid hair and a weird top.

She is the eldest daughter of the griffins, on the TV show 'family guy.' She is horrifically ugly.
"Dyane, that girl looks like Meg Griffin - Gross"

-"Is she hot?"
-"Are you kidding, she was a real Meg Griffin!"
-"Gross!"
-"I know!"
by WOWAHWOOWAH October 27, 2009
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gift sex

similar to surpise sex but given as a gift that you can return but cannot get an exchange or refund on.
dude 1: Matt got gift sex from Jodie, now he is afraid to fall asleep.

dude 2: Whats so bad about that
dude 1: Jodie looks like big foot
dude 2: shame that
by shadow8913 October 15, 2009
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mentally gifted

Damn rosi is mentally gifted.
by Liam Neesons December 1, 2015
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Peter Griffin

A joke, a fag, and an untalented cartoon character. He's just like Homer, except his chin looks like balls has no beard talks like a girl and his pants are green instead of blue. Also, he wears gay glasses has a passion for gay porn is completely random likes weird sex and treats his wife badly. Even so, his wife Lois is a common slut. He is the king of the gayest most perverted TV show ever where everyone basically looks the same.
How did they come up with Peter Griffin? Mix up gay perverse sexually obsessed and a smoking joke together and its a spitting image of the asshole.
by Pseudonym Taken June 22, 2009
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griff

Paul just spilled his drink, “What a griff”
by Eddy Joseph June 2, 2005
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