I'm going to

something you never say to your mom

Me: I'm going to make me a sandwich

Mom: *grabs the chanclas*

Me: "may I please make a sandwich"
Mom: "a cheese and mayo one"
Me: *see's a full container of turkey*
Me: "can i have a turkey one"
Mom: No
Me: *relizes i bought it*
mom: "you got a problom, you could have nothing"
Me" but i bought it"
*dad walks in, takes the turkey and runs away with it*
Mom: "B!TCH YOU BETTER GET YOUR @$$ BACK HERE"
Me: smh

by savannah keys May 19, 2021

GOING DOWN SOUTH OF THE BORDER

MEANING- THE ACT OF GOING DOWN AND EATING OUT HE/SHE PUSSY OR SUCKING DICK

"GOING DOWN SOUTH OF THE BORDER"
MICHAEL-i ask someone to go south of hte border on me "they laughed in my face

by DANYELLE KING October 18, 2008

going chris brown

1.) With the intent to seriously hurt someone; specifically your girlfriend

2.) Wanting to do more than choking a bitch. Going Chris Brown reflects more severe punishment

1.)
Girl: Get a damn job!
Man: Bitch shut up! I'll be going chris Bbrown on you if you say somethin else!

2.) Wayne Brady: Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Choke a bitch
Chris Brown: Nah man she being really disrespectful, you gotta be going chris brown on dat hoe!

by JusOsoIncredible March 4, 2009

She's going to get her ass hole eaten out!

A phrase that you offten want to scream out the theater, whenever the dumb bitch gets caught by the killer or monster in any Horror Film. You can also yell this while watching a porno. However it is not recomended

*Movie* (Dumb blonde skanky bitch runs into killer)

Guy Watching film : "Holy fucking titty licking tacos! She's going to get her ass hole eaten out!!"

by McWaterMellon and DixieDoosch August 13, 2009

going to church

When you perform oral sex on a man, in the position of kneeling in front of him and sucking his cock.

Jack: Before the night was over, I was going to church on him, and he loved it!

by Anonymous7 January 23, 2006

going up top

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. Should only be used on people who deserve it. Also known as an 'upper decker'

That little prick was all drunk and ended going up top.

by munkyxtc March 26, 2005

Going Rogue

A male that allows a transexual man fuck him hard in the ass, yet still claims to be straight.

Chris: dude, why is Hobbes walking funny?
Ted: I think he got too drunk last night and ended up going rogue.
Chris: oh no, not with that tranny!!!

by Tequila_Mockingbird January 28, 2008