Ku Klux Goose

The most evil beast in the natural wilderness with a mind for murder. Often found in the southern states of the U.S.A lynching swans and murdering iliterate pidgeons.

Holy shit! That Ku Klux Goose just lynched that siberian tiger.

by Boglebaglesdothebestbagles May 1, 2012

Boiled Goose

When a guy pours boiling hot water on a girl's pussy, and proceeds to eat her out.

"Kevin is such a good lover, last night he gave me a boiled goose!"

by Stomach Virus January 9, 2012

Goose

Annoying piece of shit from Canada that come to bodies of water in the US in springtime to breed. Anyone who has ever allowed a goose to chase them away is a pussy.

I look forward to geece coming to the pond every year so i can go kick and stomp them to death.

by Thuggin' July 17, 2005

Gooseberry

A Canadian person age 14-21 that owns a Canada Goose branded jacket and owns a Blackberry. Usually these people have parents that are very rich and wealthy. Both of these items to these people are not necessary. They might as well buy a cheaper phone or a wayyyy cheaper jacket.

A Gooseberry will go to a mall every day to shop for new clothes.

by Mr Big Sanchez March 18, 2011

Goosecock the Barbarian

originally Goosecock Billygoat. dumbass selfish cock that liked to do cocain and her dumbass got caught for that shit because she was goin around school like CHECK OUT THIS COKE I HAVE. then her dumbass gets arrested for ecstasy because she did the same shit and she got a year of drug court for 2 arrests. so now she goes out of her house everyday of the week and gets drunk then sneeks back in at about 4 or 5 in the morning. then her dumbass takes shit like codine in school and she does this everyday and torturing her is the best.

if you don't know Goosecock the Barbarian you are lucky but she is a good person to copy off of in history class. and shes overweight

by ihatesmith February 26, 2005

goose grease

sperm. jizz when you jack off the sfuff that come out of the tip of the penis.

that girl has got goose grease all over her face.

by alex barcenas September 1, 2004

duck duck goose

This game occurs when you are at the bar and there are three ladies sitting in the prime seats. It is football Sunday and your team is playing on the big television above the bar. You must force one of those women to move. Fortunately, there are two hot ones(which are always accompanied by a fattie or big nosed goose) and a "goose." To accomplish obtaining the seat at the front one must walk up to the bar casually and start a conversation. As all guys know, the easiest way to obtain a hot chick is to befriend the ugly or fat one. First you say hello to all girls starting with the two hottest ones. Then you address the "goose." You start by flirting and buying them all drinks. You then give a minor rub up on the "goose." At this point, you discuss playing pool or going outside for a cigarette (most fat chicks smoke to lose weight). As you head for the pool tables or outside the fat girl will eventually follow. When she leaves her seat, you quickly circle around to the bathroom where she cannot follow and then back to her seat. Immediately you must indulge in conversation with the hot chicks and the football game. This leaves the "goose" to find a seat around the bar using similar tactics. It is important to never make eye contact again with the goose, so she thinks you are too tire, unless the rest of the players are now bored with the game. This will bring about a much rougher game of "tackling the grenade" or "putting for double bogey."

Damn, the Broncos only play on the NFL network. We are gonna have to go the bar and play duck duck goose.

by Lost Alamost October 21, 2010