goody bag

When you shit in a sandwich bag and hide it in someone's bedroom. This is especially rancid if you turn the heat all the way up in their house.

Damn! It stinks like shit in here! I bet my brother left another goody bag in my sock drawer.

by Patrick & John August 20, 2011

Goofa Le

Goofa Le;

One who is spectacular in bed. If a Goofa Le is to see an octopus, she will have ultimate and instant orgasm inducing sex with it. Goofa being deprived from Shagoofa, Sha only adding to ...the attractiveness of her character. Le being LIMITED EDITION one of a kind, not for sale, beyond your price range, and too cool for you, sucker.

girl 1: oh my goddess did you see that euphoric octopus on the shore?!!
girl 2: oy vei, i did, i wonder what godly creature could of done this...-

wise fisherman: ey, it be a limited edition Goofa Le, no other..

by Chelsea Rexx September 12, 2009

goofball

Mixing Methamphetamine and Heroin for IV injection. Similar to "Speedball" which uses Cocaine and Heroin.

Dude, That goofball I slammed lastnight had me spun crazy all fucking night!

by Diacetylmorphine June 20, 2005

goof nut

anyone who makes up stupid words

dippy is sure a goof nut i would relly like to kick him in his goof nuts

by adolf October 26, 2003

Gooey Gonzalez

An act that entails a person wearing a Steeler's helmet to grease up a motorcycle boot with jelly and insert into a female's vagina. This act constitutes a "Gooey Gonzalez"

While visiting his beat wife, Stephen donned a weathered Steeler's helmet, greased up his seldon used motor boot with seedless jam, and completed the difficult act of the "Gooey Gonzalez"

by Steve Tharp January 22, 2005

Goof mode

When someone gives up information to the cops about co accused at the time of arrest but decided to do the right thing at trial

Tara is arrested and while being question at the police station she goes in to goof mode and tells the police about her co accused which then gets them arrested but when it comes time to court time Tara decides to do the right thing and keep her mouth closed.

by Tara scott September 23, 2021

Goof ball

A concoction, typically injected, of crystal methamphetamine, and fentanyl/carfentanyl

I can't believe he died. I didn't even know he was smashing goof balls

by Mohawk Kris December 15, 2021