Goobernet

Good Old Boy Network

Hey, Joe, can you find me that engine on the Goobernet?

by Tom Mix May 13, 2005

Gooker

A word pertaining to that of a male genitalia. The word's origins can be traced back to when a young child mispronounced the nickname he had given to his genitals, "goober," being the word's root.

Example 1
Person 1: Zach, my gooker hurts
Person 2: Jacob shut the fuck up

Example 2
Person 1: Babe I've been waiting all week to finally see you. What do you want to do to me tonight? It's all up to you.
Person 2: Hmm yes maybe I shall baptize you in my 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐮𝐜𝐞 during this fine evening mmm yes so tasty

by Gooker Boy August 26, 2019

p goobed

To get shit on

I got absolutely p goobed last night.

by EpicVicRoy April 21, 2020

Goobersmooch

When a man stops liking vagina

Quit looking at my dick u goobersmooch

by Dick bump June 17, 2018

goobed out

when a person is really into something in a non-itelectual way

he is goobed out on his car

by ardipithecus July 22, 2006

Gooder'ist'nestboyist'thebestaround'whoevergoodersteristboutoistlivegoods

When your with a girl in a bar (kissing her, fingering her or flirting with her)and her trans boy friend shows up and loses to a fight with you

Remember that Trudy girl I totally Gooder'ist'nestboyist'thebestaround'whoevergoodersteristboutoistlivegoodst the shit out of him last night

by potatoes fagit February 19, 2017

gooburger

A burger covered in goo or crapmonkeys; nangou with a corkhead that swells into a mushroom during the summer. No offence.

Jesus! That goo has the ability to evolve into a Gooburger 2000!

That Mush/cork head is blocking the sun.

by You suck. November 30, 2003