holy fucking shit

basically means wow that is fucking incredible how/why did he/she do that?

holy fucking shit he put his tounge in his asshole.

by napoleondynamite June 14, 2005

no fucking way

Expression of awe, excitement, fear, or sometimes all three at once.

Also, the textbook rejection to Luke Marshall asking a girl to the movies.

See also: Holy Freakin Muffins

No fucking way, sixty-foot waves on a nudist beach?

by Luke December 26, 2004

Fucking Bentley

A phrase used by one who is fanatic about any Bentley car. Usually accompanied with a pair of underpants filled with semen/girl juice (dependent on the sex of the person in question, naturally)

Oh my god, look whats coming into the car park...it's a FUCKING BENTLEY!!!!!!!!!!!

by John918 August 4, 2008

Fucking gay jew

deadtorights17

"deadtorights17 is a fucking gay jew."

by Brandon Hudson July 2, 2019

mirror fucking

the act of seeing someone totally checking you out through the mirrors in their car.

"that chick was totally mirror fucking me"

by Beeepeeee June 3, 2007

Un-fucking-real

When something unexpected happens, or when some thing is to good to be true

Jeff: I crashed my car, like its destroyed
Lisa: Un-fucking-real? are you serious?
Jeff: Hells ya

by Justine_Hawley February 5, 2009

Five Fucking Hours!

Noun; A period of time while you are high on any substance because time goes amazingly slow.

Person 1: Hey mannn, what time is it?
Person 2: 10:00.
*silence*
Person 1: Dudeee, what time is it now?
Person 2: It's still 10:00.
Person 1: ITS BEEN 10:00 FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS!

by FiveFuckinHours July 22, 2009