fart plus

The type of fart where a little bit of non-gas comes out, necessitating a change of knickers. While the idea of getting something extra or "value-added" is generally an attractive proposition, in this case it emphatically is not, because the "plus" you get is shit.

There are many important reasons not to wear white pants but this is pretty high up there.

I was at Cost Plus getting some Glass Plus when I made a fart plus, which really sucked plus.

by cornlog October 23, 2009

mom fart

When your mother cuts a loud fart.

Mrs. B. tried blaming the family dog when she cut a mom fart but everyone at the table knew it was her.

by KillerMongaloid January 16, 2011

fart walk

When you fart every time you take a step.

Oh my God, I just had a severe case of fart walk. I feel sorry for everyone on that stairwell.

by DrRoy1 January 23, 2011

Fart Man

Fart Man

Fart Man

by Geese Couch Taming January 2, 2021

fart slap

If someone you don't like is sleeping, crouch bare-assed over his face. Have somebody else slap his face right as you bust ass. That way, he wakes up to smell your fart and see your ass in his face.

"Hey, let's give Russ the fart-slap"

by whitest guy ever April 29, 2005

sparrow farts

Australian for very early in the morning.

We need to get up at sparrow farts tomorrow to catch the plane.

by JungleJumper November 9, 2005

Fart Catcher

Political aide who covers up or spins a politician's gaffs.

Don't worry about Larry, his fart catchers will take care of everything.

by Billy Bob 2003 July 28, 2009