fart thumper
fart thumper by Amsterado June 4, 2014
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Fart-ish
1. adj. An atmosphere that smells and feels like someone farted, but nobody actually has.
2. adj. The warm, swirly feeling in your lower abdomen that indicates flatulence is imminent.
3. adj. The state of feeling prematurely old.
2. adj. The warm, swirly feeling in your lower abdomen that indicates flatulence is imminent.
3. adj. The state of feeling prematurely old.
fart omelet
That odd fart in the morning that smells a bit like breakfast omelet. Its uncomfortable for he who smelt it dealt it to deal with the worrisome fact that it makes them hungry. A shameful feeling of woe generally sets in but the satisfaction soon ensues because it smelled like a good idea for breakfast.
After having a steak burrito, beer, and siracha shooters the night before, Tom awoke in his bed. He farted and it smelled like a morning omlete dropped into the mouth of the port o potty. He was disgusted. But relevied to know, he was goning to start the morning right with a omelet. A dream of tue fart omelet now was a reality.
fart omelet by Mr. Nate December 1, 2014