Erotic fanfiction; particularly fanfiction where little or no attention has been payed to the actual plot, making the end result little more than a convenient masturbation aid.
Fanfiction.net has a lot of good fanfics, but kink memes usually only provide fapfiction for all your fap-related needs.
by That Vulture Girl September 15, 2009
Get the fapfiction mug.When you are unable to obtain and keep an erection while watching porn because the pornographic media gets boring, or it doesnt give that umph you need for your member to stand salute.
Fapper's block is the reason there are millions of pornographic genres, and millions more undiscovered...
Fapper's block is the reason there are millions of pornographic genres, and millions more undiscovered...
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2 and a half minutes later
John:yo thanks man, you got rid of my fappers block
Peter:Dude, try milf crackwhores
2 and a half minutes later
John:yo thanks man, you got rid of my fappers block
by Fishee October 16, 2010
Get the Fapper's Block mug.A slang term for the condition your wrist experiences during a lengthy masturbation session, especially when stroking very fast. When someone has not waited out the refractory period (the duration of time between masturbation sessions when you cannot achieve full erection), you are likely to try too hard to have another climax and end up in a condition of faplock.
Faplock presents as a numbing or burning sensation in your wrist which will prompt you to either switch hands, or wait for a time for the pain to pass. Medically, it is a buildup of lactic acid in your wrist muscles which causes them to temporarily give out, disrupting your masturbation session.
Fap is the slang term used as a sound effect to indicate the sound made during masturbation, popularized and primarily used in Japanese comics.
Faplock presents as a numbing or burning sensation in your wrist which will prompt you to either switch hands, or wait for a time for the pain to pass. Medically, it is a buildup of lactic acid in your wrist muscles which causes them to temporarily give out, disrupting your masturbation session.
Fap is the slang term used as a sound effect to indicate the sound made during masturbation, popularized and primarily used in Japanese comics.
I just pulled my pork 10 minutes ago, so I was trying again and after 5 minutes I got faplock in my right wrist, so I switched to the left hand. Problem solved.
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Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".
When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.
God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.
Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".
When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.
God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.
by Decavolt March 19, 2010
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2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims
2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims
"Say, Suzanne, what's all this ectoplasmic goo on my sleeping bag?"
"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"
"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"
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