arjonosaurus fire extinguisher

the act of ejaculating at a females pubic hair then setting it on fire, then putting it out with your semen.

me and my friend got bored so we did the most flabbergasting supercalifragilisticexpialidocious arjonosaurus fire extinguisher in our whole life

by arjonosaurus August 27, 2025

estingawish

don't mess with me

is said by itself unless preceeded or followed by bitch.

by Cait/Eileen January 30, 2003

expingulate

to kill or eradicate by gruesome means (cf exterminate, extirpate,strangulate)

Often used as an idle threat to a child "If you don't come here in three seconds I shall expingulate you! Twice!"

by Frank Cook September 26, 2005

eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi

Overwhelemed with information or work.

I really need a beer, I've been eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi all day.

by cliffzedge November 19, 2010

Exminger

Noun; a corruption of the contraction of 'smoker' and 'whinger', denoting one who has quit the habit and continually tells smokers how bad it is for them, just in case they've never read a paper, a health-warning, spoken to their GP, or watched the cancer ads on TV.

He was an exminger to the core, could suggest a thousand more preferable ways to die than by the inhalation of tobacco smoke, such as being trampled to death by vestal virgins with loose skirts and no underwear,

by John of the Antipodes July 7, 2011

eating beak

The licking of another person's asshole.

I'd been eating beak for hours before I realized that I had a hoof stuck between my teeth.

by Purina Princess December 18, 2011

Eating it plain

To perform analingus without the aid of a flavored substance such as ranch dressing or peanut butter.

She wanted me to toss her salad but since we didn't have any ranch I ended up eating it plain.

by beevi June 12, 2012