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The Epic Chord Progression

The same four chords used in nearly every hit song which could be defined as "epic". Many people are fooled by the various transpositions, but its all the same stuff. The most popular progression of course being Em, C, G, D (just one example). Please note, the progression can start on any one of the chords, but it will include the other three invariably.
(First noted by a pair of absurdly innovative Oregon high school students).
Musically Uninformed Person:
"OMG! I love Owl City, they talk to my core being and are soooo origional!1!!!"

Musically Informed Person:
"You're a bitch slave to the music industry"

Record Executive:
"Well Jim, we found this new hot young singer who dresses really fuckin' weird like, so they're gonna love her, but she can't write music for shit!"
Co-Conspiring Producer:
"Well that's no problem! Just throw the epic chord progression at 'em with an edgy music video and they'll eat it right up!"

Just to name a few:

MGMT "Kids"
Apologize by One Republic
Lost by Coldplay
Numb by Linkin Park
It's My Life by Bon Jovi
Behind These Hazel Eyes by Kelly Clarkson
All You Wanted by Michelle Branch
Snow Hey Oh by RHCP
The Scientist by Coldplay
All American Rejects - (take your pick)
"Poker Face"Lady GaGa

"Rebellion" Arcade Fire
"Vanilla Twilight"Owl City
"For Reasons Unknown"The Killers
Red Hot Chili Peppers "Snow"
I'm Yours by Jason Mraz
Swing Swing Swing by All American Rejects
Hot N Cold by Katy Perry
With or Without You by U2
When I Come Around by Green Day
Let It Be by The Beatles
Don't Stop Believin by Journey
No One - Alicia Keys
Where is the Love - Black Eyed Peas
You're Beautiful - James Blunt
Right Here Waiting - Richard Marx
Where is the Love - Black Eyed Peas
Sway - Bic Runga
She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5

And countless others
You've just been disillusioned.
Rawk
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cool/epic 

An extremely generic word for all positive adjective. This could be used in any casual use case in any social circumstance except to Ms. Sangster read aloud or in class discussion. Also it can not be used in a negative or sarcastic way. This makes the word a bona fide and always true word. The two words cool and epic can be used individually for what ever sounds better.
This yaml schema parser is pretty cool/epic.
That's not so epic how debian packages python stdlib.
Thanks for being epic <3
The way the this person is doing a thing is pretty epic, idk it was cool.
cool/epic by Nathan Kwan May 7, 2020

Full epic 

Adjective- Used to describe a state of entirely wearing gear that is extremely rare or valuable.
Me: Dude I replaced shat shitty blue last night, I'm full epic.
Josh: siiiiick
Full epic by Angillas October 27, 2008

hyunjins_epic_hairband 

hyunjins hairband lover! 😠 theyre a famoys jyp trainee who is debuting on march 9 😵‼️ angelic vouce ❤️ anyways stan her bc UNPROBLEMATIC QUEE N
1: “so when is hyunjins_epic_hairband gonna debut?”
2: “theyre debuting on march 9! super excited

Little non epic

Someone who is not epic, and is rather small in stature and build.
What did you just say to me you little non epic.

wait how did you find this definition? you're epic. 

wait how did you find this definition? you're epic. is epic

Toasting some epic bread 

4chan speak for "posting in an epic thread".

This means the string of messages you have just added to is unusually funny, long or interesting.

Invented to confuse people new to 4chan.
"I'm toasting some epic bread"
"ORLY?"
"YRLY, there's CP and everything"
"OMG I'm there URL plox"