Disoffermented

Offended, pissed off, or angry

I am really disoffermented right now
He disofferments me all the time

by Finn.not.Seamus May 22, 2018

Disongrigate

Someone who works for you that doesn’t show any respect and thinks that being a disongrigate deserves some sort of promotion.

Don’t shout at me doss, it was only yesterday that you called me a disongrigate

by Hugo’sthere August 24, 2018

Disordertude

An invisible field that surrounds a individual that repeals all order without that persons knowledge.
Disordertude is measured in Btronz btronz = squareroot √ (force + distance)

"There is no order that can withstand her disordertude"
"His disordertude surrounds him and repeals all forms of order with out her knowing"
"When those two get together the disordertube destroys this house with level 8 btronz"

by Dumbnerd January 17, 2019

disownoholic

Somebody who is trigger happy to cut people out of their life for even the smallest of disagreements or incidents. Feeds off drama for the sake of it. Usually has no patience to fight for meaningful relationships and surrounds themselves with yes-people.

"I can't believe they deleted me off Facebook just for that!"
"Pffft, it's to be expected - didn't you know they're a total disownoholic?"

by ---Left_Unfinished--- March 5, 2019

Disoprising

When something is disappointing and came as a surprise like finding your friend's fleshlight in his 2nd draw next to the lantern stand.

It's disoprising that Lee does black tar Heroin. I would have never expected him to be addicted to that.

by A minority May 8, 2019

disownable

disownable means that one has done an action / actions which could cause parents to disown their child wherein the off-spring may be referred to as disownable.

Oh my mom saw me wear a banana suit to school for my id picture taking, now I am disownable to her.

by xX_slut33yy.cheezshatter_oO October 1, 2019

Disownage

The act of removing a person or a thing from your life

A: my dad told me to drown my pet mouse
Johny Joestar: Disownage that fuck

by BARACKU-CHAN OBAMA-KUN November 21, 2019