Dildo

Little Bastad

Your being a dildo!

by Gaisko June 15, 2003

dildobaker

a substitute for all vulagirty...

You dildobaking ass or you're a dildobaker....

by Jaffar March 31, 2003

chocolate dildo

a black person that looks like a sexual toy.

look at that fine chocolate dildo i just wanna fuck him up his/her ass.

by jamal June 17, 2005

DILDO

The females pleasures!!

A female sticks her dildo in her pussy or ass and get's her pleasure!! Basiclly getting off!

by Bob Beck January 2, 2008

Spaghetti Sauce Dildo

A Dildo with a screw cap that you fill with Spaghetti Sauce and eat after a good long Masterbation ( be sure to use a straw )

"Hey Kid's The Spaghetti Sause Dildo now comes in all sorts of fun shapes and color! Even Glow in the Dark! So tell your bitch ass mother to call 555-2354"

by Spanky Lou June 16, 2003

Dildo

Phallic crack pipe usually made of glass

Get your dildo and we'll smoke this crack.

by lwekjr July 6, 2008

dildomuffin

a dildomuffin is a strange offensive word generaly meaning that somebody has tried to make a dish in a breadmachine and left a dildo in it therefore creating something that resembles a dildomuffin.

shut up u lil dildomuffin

omg u made a dildomuffin

quiet u queef or ill hit u wiv my dildomuffin

by Phillip James McGuinness May 14, 2005