Husband Dick

A dick that you could take all day, everyday for the rest of your life.

Damn he sure does have a husband dick.

That’s the same dick i want for the rest of my life ‘husband dick’

by dll1302 December 13, 2021

dagger dick

Referring to XXXTENTACTION, it's when one's dick has length but no girth.

I fucked a nigga last night who pulled a good 9 inches but he had a skinny ass dagger dick so I didn't cum

by afgdfgsdgdsgf March 30, 2017

dick inches

Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.

fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."

by Char H April 27, 2007

Dick Helicopter

Dick helicoptering - The act of swinging one's phallus in a circular motion with such velocity than positive lift is achieved. Generally used in the context of literal or metaphorical phallus size comparisons, as the ease at which lift is achieved is directly proportional to the size and/or aerodynamic suitability of said member.

Josh was such a douche, he is always dick helicoptering about how great he did.

by Ribeye_Steak May 24, 2012

Dick Swagger

A dick that has overall BAMFness, coolness, and the ability to give fangirls and fanboys boners that go to the rings of Saturn.

See that guy in the red leather pants over there? He has major dick swagger goin on.

by Ari Wolfe May 6, 2011

Dick Jousting

When two guys get raging boners and run into each other at full speed until one man gives up.

1) Hey sweet boner. Wanna dick joust?
2) Flip a coin? Fuck that I'll dick joust you for it
3) Rock Paper Scissors is for pussies. Dick jousting solves all problems

by Goochtastic September 4, 2013

Nic-dick

a vape, e-cigarette or other device for the intake of nicotine vapor.

"Joe doesn't smoke anymore, instead he's been sucking on the nic-dick."

by KMc12 September 26, 2015