David 

If you're suffering from a headache have no worries, partaking in sexual acts with David help stop all headaches

girl: Damn this headache annoying as hell
girl2: Just have sex with David that helps

David by WomanWorker92 March 12, 2023

David 

is a nerd and is sometimes stupid and never gets anything

David is stupid

David by StarBoard Studios March 21, 2023

David 

The hottest man you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting. He fucks hard and fast and doesn't stop. Truly a ferocious beast in bed.

David touched me sensually while he was late for school

David by notnotnotdavid March 23, 2023

David 

The msot fuckin annoying chink i've ever seen in my life. Usually likes to cheat on every girl he has and gets dumped every single day. He has the biggest dick you would ever see and fuck every girl to death. Stay away from him

David is a block nigga that knows how to cheat on u.

David by David has a big dick March 26, 2023

David 

Basic horny white male.

That’s just a David. Horny as always.

David by Cinnamon_kitten March 27, 2023

David 

Retarded ass idiot who thinks he funny

Dont do a david

David by qwertyuiopåÄSDFGHJKLÖÄ'ZXCVBNM April 11, 2023

David 

A david is a kind person. Sometimes he can be mean but if you're close he's like your big brother, He gets introuble often but he has a good heart. He's nice to people if they're nice to him, and if you're a bitch to him he's a bitch to you. A David isn't afraid to hurt somebody that hurt his friend. Sometimes he gets grumpy/upset but he never tries to hurt somebody he truly loves. He's just a really good friend.

Girl one: "Is that David? Did he come back from moving already?"

Girl two: "Yeah! He was my best friend. I missed him a lot."

David by IheartSharks April 13, 2023