cyborg human bean revolution

the cultivation of revolting beans during the famous "Bean Uprising" of 3044 by half humans, half robots. Eventually the cyborgs joined the beans, striking for wages, food, and comfortable beds.

Man, those syborg human bean revolutions have really got me down. I think that we should revolt against them for a change.

by liz December 31, 2003

Cyberpowerfucked

A term that was originally used to describe what happens when you buy a computer from Cyberpower inc, but has now broadened to mean 'any piece of computer hardware that breaks soon after you recieve it.'

"Did you get that new hard drive yet?"
"Yeah, but when I put it in, it didn't work"
"Ouch, you totally got Cyberpowerfucked on that one"

by kekekekekekekekekekeke November 25, 2005

cybercuddle

To pretend to cuddle, over long distances. Used between long-distance couples or friends on facebook, or im, or texting, or emailing, or just plain talking on the phone. Used to comfort or console someone, to show affection or appreciation, or any reasons one would cuddle out of the virtual world.

I had a terrible day today.
Aw, I'm sorry... *cybercuddle*

by aelis July 1, 2009

cyborg

n. 1. A being that is part robot, and part human. {cyb(ernetic) + org(anism)}. 2. A human who has certain physiological processes aided or controlled by mechanical or electronic devices.

adj. A fate worse, or on par with death.

v. 1. To turn someone into a part robot part human being. 2. To add mechanical or electrical devices to someone in order to make them, better, faster and/or stronger than they could previously ever have been.

n. That cyborg just assimilated your mother into the collective.

n. That cyborg has laser eyes. He knows what I'm thinking. It comes as no surprise. The Christmas lights are blinking.
He's so curious
He's so curious
He's so curious
And he's got laser eyes.

adj. A cop goes to cuba to discover whether his missing brother is dead, alive, or cyborg.

v. I'm sorry to report this to you Mrs. Johnson, but on Tuesday, January 20th, your son Billy was confirmed cyborged in action.

by maximumtravis January 20, 2004

Cyberathlete

1. A computer gamer that competes in the official tournaments of the Cyberathlete Professional League (CPL).

2. The term is sometimes used to define a person that competes in computer game tournaments for cash prizes.

3. A registered trademark of the parent company of the CPL.

- fatality is the league's top cyberathlete

by angel October 6, 2003

cyberloaf

What most of our generation does today when they feel like being anything but productive. IM, play games, check e-mail and facebook, look at porn. Enough said.

What I am doing right now in class. That's cyberloafing.

by Turtleman November 20, 2007

Cyberia

It's the interactive space of the Internet. It's another world, where the time-space continuum is warped. Reality is on a plane different than the world of IRL aka "in real life". People can morph and be many different personas. Madness runs rampant. Maniacs float through the ether freely. Isolated individuals can connect with other humans in Cyberia. Different countries in Cyberia are bulletin boards, usenet, blogs and blogsites like Live Journal and E Blogger, websites with discussion boards, dating sites like OK Cupid!, special interest websites like imdb.

A recluse for years, the computer programmer finally made human contact in Cyberia, at alt.support.shyness.

by MsLi December 11, 2005