computer mouse

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.

It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.

Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"

by Ravenclaw af August 7, 2017

computex

The biggest gathering every year that people who don't care about computers suddenly want to know about.

I can't believe I didn't realize the name Computex amalgamated Computer and Expo in one word and now I feel silly.

by fire-liability May 30, 2017

Computer

Computer

Computer Computer

by Computer man man October 5, 2017

compulsive shopper

Being unable to control your need to buy things

My friend is a compulsive shopper, he gets nothing but he buy anything.

by Nonamezs May 4, 2018

Computational physicist

A jackass from California

That computational physicist went to M.I.T

by Reused June 5, 2018

computey

Computer tech savvy.

Sam's so fucking computey!

by megacock32 June 12, 2018

computerboi

a very mysterious creature of the male human variety that spends the majority of its day wired

he's such a computerboi
the act of pulling a computerboi - disappearing and going ghost replying to no one but reading everything

by _prx June 14, 2018