Commie-cock-zi

When a Russian dude runs in and blows his load inside of you and then runs away.

Omg, Vlad commie-cock-zi'd me last night

by Alraune-Deva May 4, 2020

Combitment

To commit to a joke/bit.

Adam : Trav really got into that bit, didn't he?
Jed : Yeah, that was total combitment to it.

by Mohammed_Ghandi May 13, 2020

comitogianni

its my last name😡😡😡😡

the last name comitogianni is bad 😡😡😡😡

by dojacatsleftboob May 18, 2020

Commie

The type of person who is funny but everyone hates him.

Commie: *Gives the place flavor*

Others: "Boo"

by kingknb July 21, 2020

Commicon

Anyone busted and serving time for stealing comic books or arrested while wearing hero, comic themed clothing.

Commicons : The thiefs own the hoops, the felonies have the bleachers and the commacons know to stay in their cells.

by Apologetic Shiek November 9, 2020

Commuter Vehicle

An automobile not up to most people's quality standards. Usually covered in rust.

Hey Kev, nice commuter vehicle!

by DJ_Chardonnay December 14, 2020

Commishioner

Not mistaken for commissioner, a “Commishioner” is someone who is very proficient in running a fantasy football league. The exact opposite of one NFL commissioner “Roger Goodell”

Damn! My fantasy commissioner sucks! I wish we had someone better like a “commishioner”

by Redbarnracer December 23, 2020