Closet commando. Those who romanticize or mimic military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
John boy likes to show over his AR-15 and dresses up in tactical gear at the gun range but he’s really just a closet commando
by Rook May 20, 2024
Get the closet commandomug. It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.
by Tino Orbaega February 2, 2023
Get the Zoom Closetmug. Any person who is in the process of becoming a bro by completing bro trials or other equal feats to achieve the title of "bro". I.e, someone who wants to be a bro but is incapable at the moment. These people might be:
1. Nerds
2. Girls
3. People over the age of 27
1. Nerds
2. Girls
3. People over the age of 27
Bro 1: Bro, that nerd is starting to bulk up.
Bro 2: Yeah man, I think I saw him at the gym the other. With out his books!
Bro 1: Dude, he's totes a closet bromosexual.
Bro 1: Dude my friend Emily is totes one of the guys, she even hooked me up with her hot friend!
Bro 2: Nice bro, that's one of the biggest bro trials to complete. She is such a closet bromosexual!
Bro 2: Yeah man, I think I saw him at the gym the other. With out his books!
Bro 1: Dude, he's totes a closet bromosexual.
Bro 1: Dude my friend Emily is totes one of the guys, she even hooked me up with her hot friend!
Bro 2: Nice bro, that's one of the biggest bro trials to complete. She is such a closet bromosexual!
by AkRaptorJesus November 27, 2011
Get the closet bromosexualmug. The gay version remix of the popular song by Tee Grizzley "First Day Out" made by an artist called Kusorare.
by CookieBeans February 18, 2024
Get the first day out of the closetmug. A person that acts like a karen in private areas or does things passive aggressively to get their way instead of being full on in public
“that lady gave me an angry look when i said i supported the protests”
“in public she acts perfectly fine but in private she’s such a closet karen about how i am”
“in public she acts perfectly fine but in private she’s such a closet karen about how i am”
by the_medium_waffle September 8, 2020
Get the closet karenmug. An ex that sends unsolicited masterbation videos from their closet to try and lure someone back into their narcissistic lair.
by Hoslaya October 22, 2025
Get the Closet Bunnymug. is used to tell someone that they're borderline homosexual even though they claim otherwise, which is telling them that the closet they're hiding in is transparent, everyone can see them clearly in that closet.
"Dude, have you heard Lady Gaga's song 'Boys Boys Boys'? I'm not gay but it's just sooooo good! She's such a queen."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."
by sackO'tatoes December 12, 2023
Get the the closet is glassmug.