chocokisses

kisses that taste so sweet and chocolatey it melts in your mouth

His chocokisses left me in a dangerous haze of affection.

by Ambirly January 24, 2009

choke on rocks

choking on rocks is basically saying go smoke crack until you choke or drown in it.

i told that sleezy whore to go choke on rocks

by twink; December 17, 2008

choke

to smoke good weed

maine this shit ani't no boogie grass where going to be "chokin". or lets go "choke" as in get high, let get choked out!

by jumpshot money September 20, 2009

Choke Injury

An injury (usually very minor) that a star or important player sustains right before or during a big game. This usually occurs when the player knows that they have no chance of winning and decides to save face. This allows these players to say things like "We would have won if I played" or "We only lost because I was injured" further protecting their reputation.

Joe: Did you hear, Lebron cant play in game four of the NBA Championships, he injured his big toe.

RJ: Haha, thats such a Choke Injury, he knows that the Lakers are just going to win tonight and end the series in a sweep.

by TheGoat21 October 25, 2009

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

Chockodile

A Chockodile is a small squirt you just want to punch in the face. Can be rated from anywhere between 1-100 Chockos. A Chockodile suffers from Chockodilia, the condition of being a Chockodile. They are usually short, and need puberty to be cured of Chockodilia.

Chockodile with high voice:Heeeeey!
Guy: Shut up before I punch you. Youre like 75 Chockos. God.

by Dr. Chocko July 27, 2010

Choke

Fucked/messed up

*Boyfriend sneaks girlfriend in his house.
Aunt sees the girlfriend.
Gf: Damn babe you choked..

by danniellajoy May 5, 2011