Catstitute

A cat prostitute

My cat was so sexualy needy that I took him to a catstitute

by Guillyyy February 26, 2024

Catsurbation

When you find a cat that's super friendly but instead of letting you pet it, it happily rubs itself on everything, purring to high heavens, as if petting themselves and you just stand there talking to it.

"Does my kitty require a lot of attention? Nah, he's a catsurbation expert"

by J_Von_Viking August 19, 2024

Catsuit

Adjective/Adverb
Doing something in a way that reminds one of a cat in a suit pretending to be a person. A censured version of batshit.

He's adorable at the start, but then he goes catsuit insane.

by Adioaria June 10, 2024

Catser

A cute nickname for some one who acts like a cat or reminds you of a cat.

Person 1: *acting like a cat for some odd reason*

Person 2: “OH, LOOK, A CATSER!”

by soniccsuperx January 15, 2025

Catspreading

When a cat takes most of the space on a bed or sofa, also used when a cat steals your spot

Gerald: Luna, stop catspreading on my bed!
Luna: meow murr meow

by Beaver shearer February 7, 2025

Catshac

When you randomly make a shivering noise without being cold

I catshac a lot.

by Funky Rick (Ricks not my name) February 22, 2025

Catstumble

A forward roll, usually performed by a child. Generally used in limerick city Ireland

He did a catstumble

by fish_kebab1 April 22, 2025