catching cum

Giving oral sex in which the individual giving allows the receiver to ejaculate in their mouth, typically followed by swallowing.

Who would’ve known that pretty little mouth of yours would be so good at catching cum.

by I’m so high dude September 29, 2022

catch me if you can

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you'd know that what you said is true, it's on the other person to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they are indeed not a porchdog.

by Sexydimma October 03, 2016

You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.

While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"

by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019

The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it

Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing

by nood564 March 31, 2020

swing catch

The act of pelvic thrusting and catching your gentiallia between your legs.

Guy1: "Bro I just learned how to swing catch this morning!"
Guy2: "What the fuck is swing catch?"

by xXxAn0nYm0uZxXx December 07, 2015

swing and catch

The guy swings his dick while standing up and the guy gets down on her knees and tries to catch the dick while the dick is swinging

Babe lets play swing and catch tonight( dirty talk)

by Carrysmacksthatass May 08, 2016

Deadliest Catch

Very similar to a dirty Sanchez, However with this instead of running your finger under her/his nose you will fish hook them with that dirty finger

when I was hitting from the back I gave her the deadliest catch.

by tergold1973 November 10, 2013