CandyMan Candy

When you tip your waitress/server/bartender/baristas/maid/hooker in candy. Lots of it. From last Halloween/Christmas. And it’s Autumn.

Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.

You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.

#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye

Don’t eat that CandyMan candy dude. That shit nastyyyy bro.

他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500

I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.

Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC

*Event created*

What’s your favourite candy?

Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭

by DragonflyOnAUni January 10, 2018

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condomost

Getting the most out if your condom by putting it inside out and rinsing out after use for next time

I condomost to get the most out of this dick bros with the least risk of babies up in this bitch. Because I'm on a budget...

by TheUltraChrist February 5, 2018

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candymonsterrn

Is an infamous try hard gamer who plays Rainbow and is very good at it but betrayed the one an only PlayStation for Xbox

Omg it’s Candymonsterrn !

by Tasp_Goat19 February 12, 2018

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condomflum

When a guy puts on a condom and he cums soo hard that it’s like a river.

I fucked this bitch soo hard I condomflumed!

by Yeetskeet123 May 19, 2018

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Condom Snorting

Condom snorting is when one person (typically stupid teenager) snorts a condom up their nose and pulls it out of their mouth. This was a popular challenge in 2013.

Alen did the Condom Snorting challenge and choked

by Mr.Clean 44 April 3, 2018

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