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Cum Couch

A couch or sofa soiled by numerous ejaculations.
Hold up, don't sit on that cum couch unless you want to get pregnant.
by Crazy Breezy July 27, 2021
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Zack's Couch

Laying on the couch in a sideways position while your partner is sitting legs up in your junk.
Are you telling me he did the Zack's Couch?
by Womanizer81 June 20, 2010
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Double Decker Couch

Quite possibly THE most useless invention known to man and LEGO-kind.
Emmett: "Have you ever wanted to watch TV with your friends, but there's never enough room on the couch? Introducing: The Double Decker Couch! It's got cupholders!"
by ThePotatard June 19, 2016
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funniest person on the couch

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.
Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.
by GlazeHer November 3, 2016
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in da couch

Being very high/baked.
"Man, last night I was in da couch."
by bacmm January 20, 2018
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caught the pynch

got killed. maybe randomly and violently.
i can't believe Bodie caught the pynch in season 4.
by gar hole February 14, 2007
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caught with a hot one

caught with a gun that's been used to murder or with a body
Don't want to get caught with a hot one in your trunk
by Downerz December 9, 2008
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