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Bag Check

when a man manually assesses the adequacy of his manhood before he makes a life altering decision.
"F'n A man, you better do a bag check before you decide to jump out of this plane."
by Bouwerij_Jongen September 19, 2016
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Pec-Check

A ritual done by all husbands in the morning. Especially if their wives have just walked in. Often seen as staring into a mirror with the intent of looking at one's chest, flexing the pecs in the process.
Ralph: (staring at himself) Ready, begin. One, two, one, two....

June: What the heck are you doing? I've never seen you do that.

Ralph: Calm down, honeybunches, it's just a pec-check.

June: I gotta admit, you do love showing off that mall cop body of yours.
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 25, 2010
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dot check

When a girl is on her period and asks another girl to check if she has a dot on her pants.
"Hey, can you do a dot check on me?"
Girl friend checks out friend's butt for a period stain.
by Samurai00768 June 30, 2018
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hoe check

1. To verbally attack someone who has gotten out of line; to put someone back into their place. To bring a hoe back down to a hoe level. Some people use the term check for short. But check actually derives the term hoe check.

2. To make sure someone is where s/he is supposed to be.

Origin: Pimps would check their hoes when they got out of line or got a smart mouth. They would also perform hoe checks by making sure their hoes were in their proper locales to pick up a trick.
Now, like many slang terms. Hoe check has come into use into mainstream society and is used in a similar manner.
Hoe Check #1: Traditional Hoe Check!

Girl one: walks around strutting thinking she's the shit.
Girl two: :rolls eyes:
Girl one: What bitch, you hating? Don't be mad 'cause I look good.
Girl two: Naw bitch you think you look good but you might look better if your tracks wasn't hanging out in the back!
Girl two's friend: Ha Ha, Check that hoe!
Girl one runs off crying and trying to cover her shameful tracks in the back of her head.

Hoe Check 2#
Boy calls his girl's mom's house.
Mom: Hello?
Boy: Sup? My girl said she was coming over there.
Mom: Hold on.
Girl: :picks up phone: Hello?
Boy: Hoe check. :Hangs up phone:
by AppleBrownBetty January 8, 2008
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sanity check

Taking a detour to the restroom after a particularly wet fart to check your underwear to verify you didn't shart.
Brad did a sanity check on his grundies when he ripped a biggie earlier from eating Wendy's chili for lunch.
by Failhorn May 20, 2019
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check

A code word guys use to tell his friends know that he sees a hot girl, without letting her know you're checking her out
Tony: Check!

Jason: Where is she?

Tony: Over there, walking her dog....damn.
by Creeper(0_o) March 27, 2009
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chain check

When you yank on somebody's wallet chain and yell 'CHAIN CHECK'

This ensures that their wallet chain is in good condition and properly doing its job.

Circa 1997 (my 8th grade year, back when me and my little friends wore wallet chains)
I chain checked him and his shitty ass wallet chain straight broke off his beltloop!
by Sarah Lambert March 10, 2008
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