chairection

The sensation experienced when one sits down after a long day and experiences an erection due to how amazing sitting down feels. This may also be referred to as "chairousal" for females.

Girl: "Do you have a boner right now??"
Guy: "Well I haven't sat down all day and I'm exhausted! I've got a chairection because this couch is so comfortable!"

by squidwardinmypants1125 July 25, 2012

chaired

When you are given a 'new' & 'better' office chair, and forced to use it because it's new. See also; "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is."

Authority, "You can put your ass in the chair or the chair can go in yer ass, shlub."
Poor Shlub, "Fuck, I got chaired."

by Shlubs McGee January 24, 2016

Chair

A multi-person sex club in school. Usually for 1 boy and more than 2 girls. For ages 11+.

Want to 'chair' later? 👌🏼😛

by TheHumanWhoDoesThings October 21, 2016

Chair

A solid that your buttocks gently lie on as you watch porn or I mean tv... sorry

That chair is likes my buttocks

by The lax god March 23, 2019

Chair

Its a fucking chair what do you expect?

Its just a chair Karen

by shirokusheesh June 9, 2021

no chair

Playing DDR or, more commonly, ITG without the use of the bar for support. This term was popularized by an elite group of Midwest ITG players.

"I just got 99% on Boodrush hard no chair!"

by ch604 October 14, 2006

high chair

(n) a stoners favorite place to relax.
alt. pronunciation hizz' e chizz' e

Dude, I got so toasted last night that I ended up falling asleep in my high chair.

by seriously non-stoner October 5, 2010