Poon Glue

“ I was getting Head and I shot my poon glue in her eye and it got stuck shut”

Poon glue

by MR.. POTATO HEAD September 29, 2018

Out-poon

To bed more women than your fellow males

Damn, he’s at it again! Johnny out-poons any of us and he has a bad back and no personality!

by Golden Hexagon May 6, 2024

poon wound

any injury that will increase your chances of getting laid by a girl, any injury that will incure women to feel sorry for you and get there panties wet

Dude, did that guy just get punched in the face for trying to save a puppy, thats the ultimate poon wound. I was just shot after beating ten men with my bare hands, this is a great poon wound

by leesterthe2nd November 21, 2011

Poon pop

The act of smacking or punching a pussy also known as a vaginal hole for the pleasure of your significant other.

Julie begged me to give her a poon pop during fore play.

by Clark gwold December 12, 2024

Pooning

When a female partakes in the act of “mooning” somebody, but with her front butt instead of the rear one.

Person 1: Dude is she mooning the person behind her?

Person 2: No man, I’m pretty sure she’s pooning us.

by Joenah cuhpoor April 3, 2025

bridge poon

The span or gap between a fit womans legs allowing air to flow and circulate between and around the vagina. Resulting in a tasty treat.

Look at the chick over there! That bridge poon is wide enough for an 18 wheeler.

by Your mothers ass April 19, 2014

Poon

When calling someone a poon you're basically calling them a pussy.

Justin: "Do you have oven mitts or something the toast is hot."
Todd: "Stop being such a poon and just grab it."

by T00NS May 7, 2020