Poon Goon

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.

Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!

by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017

pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.

Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019

poon thief

A person, object or animal that always has success in attracting women (poon) and often annoys their friends because of it. Often used when someone is trying to steal another's girlfriend/wife etc.

'Did hear about Ben trying to make out with Sophia?'

"Yeah. That guys such a poon thief!"

by Pinkgoodnight June 26, 2014

Poon

This guy named steven

Hey you know that poon?

by Penguinz40 May 17, 2016

poon pastry

A term that is generally used to boast to friends about a sexual experience. Referring to filling a girl's vagina full of cum after ejaculation. There is so much cum it drips out and makes a mess on the floor/bed or other surface of sex.

Dude, I was with this chick last night and I gave her the best poon pastry, she couldn't handle it.

by bootybasher January 7, 2011

Poon Palace

Another term for a "boom boom room" or somewhere where there is an assortment of women and sexual activities going on and on an ongoing basis. A strip club could be considered a "poon palace" as well as a brothel, an after hours spot or a party house where there are known to be lots of hedonistic events on a regular.

"oh you done turned this motel into yo own lil poon palace, huh patna?"

by TrillTalk33 April 4, 2025

pooning

the act of shoving any elongated object i.e pencil or pen down your cockhole

“ omg i just walked in on polka pooning!”

by skibidipooner June 11, 2024