Ball constricted

When you shove your testicles in a woman’s vagina and she sneezes when you cum

Omg I heard Sarah ball constricted her boyfriend yesterday

by Oooooooomy October 23, 2020

emotional blue balls

The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.

Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.

Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.

by haileyray June 21, 2021

Mango Balls

testicles that are so big and juicy that people mistake them for mangos, and tend to bite them!

Yo Dude, i just saw a guy with a case of mango balls!

by Korokyama July 16, 2021

Ball

Round sphere like object used for playing that nobody uses because everybody reading this is probably a 30 year old fat discord mod who doesn't touch grass.

"Pass me the ball!"

by EVERYBODYELSEISATITTYWANKER May 27, 2025

Balls deep

Balls Deep (adj.) — When you’ve gone so far into something that your body, soul, and poor decision-making skills are all in one group chat. You didn’t just dip a toe,you dove in so hard your balls filed for residency. At this point, pulling out isn’t an option; you’re basically one thrust away from a life lesson.

Leo: “What’re you wearing Saturday?”
Linda: “Wouldn’t you like to know? Let’s just say… you’ll be balls deep in temptation before dessert.” 😈

Or

Linda: “You better not flake again.”
Leo: “Oh, I won’t. Saturday night, I’m showing up, showing out, and ending up balls deep in your Asian noodles.”

by BigBaby Linda & Bone Daddy Leo October 9, 2025

diarrhea doo doo nigga balls

When you stuff yo nuts in a girls ass and she diarrhea shits them out

Yo bro I was at the New York Holocaust museum and I got a diarrhea doo doo nigga balls in the bathroom.

by SissyJulia March 11, 2024

cock and balls

A term you shout when old women drive through the Walmart isle on their mobility scooters, and you as a YouTube prankster jump out of a rubbermaid trash can, which you put in the middle of the isle, to scare their ass

Old woman: “who the hell put this fucker in the middle of the isle”
Zach the prankster: “COCK AND BALLS”
Old woman: “Damn you sonny, if I still used tampons, I’d need a new one about now”

by Bike Lovin’ mf August 28, 2024