Nyash Warrior

A person who loves booty and may often sacrifice their own wellbeing in the pursuit of bigger and bouncier cheeks to, amongst other things, play with. Oftentimes, they can be activated like sleeper agents if you loudly announce the word 'nyash' or 'gahdamn', at which point they will complete a full 1km, 360 degree scan of the surrounding area to locate the nyash. If there is nyash, they will admire it and store a 4K visualisation in their mind for the rest of their life. If there is no nyash, they may lose control and begin to brutally beat the announcer to death with their bare hands. Yes, nyash is that serious.

Luke: I'm a nyash warrior. I'll die for nyash.
Jumbei: NYASH!
Luke: *rapidly scans the surroundings for the location of aforementioned nyash.

by dogfucker71893 March 9, 2026

CP Warrior

Calling somebody a CP Warrior refers to that persons possession of child pornography and active attempt of justification by saying ungodly shit like: "They said they wanted to" or "If I'm as old as them, it's not illegal". Typically aged 13-16, failed foundation maths and have a biblical name.

Luke: "They're 15 and I'm 15 so it cancels out!"
Ethan: "Piss off you sub-mongoloid-intelligence CP Warrior."

by SonyBravia February 8, 2025

Sweepy ward

A very sad man with no authority sweeping a mess that he didn’t have the balls to tell his inferiors off for creating ( daft cunt)

Sweepy ward is a bumder

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

Lesbian Warrior

Lesbian defender to the max. To the point that you would go to war for them.

John: What’s with the war get-up?
Faith: The lesbians need me. I’m a lesbian warrior

by elemaeoh February 24, 2025

the warm mirage

the warm mirage is a phenomenon describing how civilizations in warmer environments, despite having less intelligent individuals, initially outperform those in colder environments due to greater access to resources, fertile land, and milder conditions. however, over time, colder civilizations surpass them as they gradually learn to better exploit their available resources.

Person 1: If people further from the equator are so superior, then how come civilizations in warmer climates initially outperformed them?

Person 2: Ah, that's just the warm mirage.

by zkint February 24, 2025

Maitland Ward《¤》Nigoni《¤》nigUoni《¤》nigonI《¤》Maitland Ward

.

Maitland Ward《¤》Nigoni《¤》nigUoni《¤》nigonI《¤》Maitland Ward

by AddictOfWhilster February 27, 2025

keyboard warrior

An insult, usually used after losing an online argument, by lunkheads (see alpha male) towards those with superior knowledge or intellect, as a way of trying to change the subject and thus become the victor or to save face after proving themself to be less intelligent online than someone else. In the days before the internet, after losing a verbal argument, a person using this term today would physically attack the winner of a verbal battle, attempting to become the victor of a physical battle. In business, commonly used by those in management to refer to less vocal and therefore non-management staff (see promotion has nothing to do with ability). Usually the target of the insult is disabled in some way, e.g. autistic or mute, therefore the term is a form of discrimination or bullying.

"That non-verbal autistic guy thinks he's so smart but he's just a keyboard warrior, he wouldn't dare say that to my face or I'd smash his face in."

by maxkelp February 28, 2025