Let me stop in my tracks

The phrase you say when somebody behind you is doing the fappy face and you are about to "stop in your tracks" and elbow them in the nose.

Bryant's natural reaction to the Fappy Face.

Joe: "Hey Bryant, fresh cakes! Michael is doing the fappy face right behind you!"
Bryant; "Is that right Joseph? Then I guess you should... let me stop in my tracks! *thrusts arm back and hits Michael in the face*
Michael: Not now Bryant...

by De Pompoozle January 6, 2017

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Get the Let me stop in my tracksmug.

Are you talking about me?

What? Nono... This guy I saw- this guy I heard I mean... He was saying that. Why? Does it apply?

Hym "That's exactly what it is you smug fuck. You're perpetually trying to get me to pull you finger so you can fart in my face you fucking prick. 'ArE yOu TaLkInG aBoUt Me?' You think I don't fucking know that? Don't you think I already know exactly who that would go?"

by Hym Iam May 30, 2024

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Get the Are you talking about me?mug.

Have sex with me

Something that women say when they don’t want to have sex with you.

Guy: hey! I think you’re really cute and was wondering if you’d like to get a coffee sometime? Also I have over 5,000 hours in award winning video game the Elder scrolls V Skyrim special addition and I know the entire lore.

Girl: have sex with me.

Guy: Oh ok, I’m sorry you feel that way but I respect your boundaries. Goodbye.

by DreamWullf August 31, 2023

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