Who

Asked?

Friend 1: Candice said you’re really annoying.

Friend 2: who?

Friend 1: Candice, the girl fro-

Friend 2: asked.

by DreamWullf August 31, 2023

Charlie Sheen

A complete unbridled mess of a human being.

Person 1: Hi.
Charlie Sheen: erknghfkakapoopoo!!!

by DreamWullf November 11, 2019

Have sex with me

Something that women say when they don’t want to have sex with you.

Guy: hey! I think you’re really cute and was wondering if you’d like to get a coffee sometime? Also I have over 5,000 hours in award winning video game the Elder scrolls V Skyrim special addition and I know the entire lore.

Girl: have sex with me.

Guy: Oh ok, I’m sorry you feel that way but I respect your boundaries. Goodbye.

by DreamWullf August 31, 2023