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Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard
Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)
by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024
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Gay

boy 1: i have a boyfriend
boy 2:thats gay

boy 1: NO WAYYYY????!!!!
by idobtwannakil November 7, 2023
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Devilishly Gay

A prase to define the most gayest person you know. Or that one moderator on the family discord that post the most gayest ass shitty banana pictures, likes it up the butt, and loves to tongue punch dudes fart boxes on every day that ends in Y.
Bro that devil dude is fucking hella devilishly gay like Jesus christ I really don't know anyone more gay!
by VortexVoltage February 2, 2025
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gay

people who are stupid fricks who think they can make people liek them heck nah it says in the bible its bad stupid.
if u are gay repent and belive
by crashreal23 May 10, 2024
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Gay-Z

1. An insult to rappers the user hates. (e.g. Vanilla Ice, Ja Rule, Snow)
2. Nursery rhyme MC.
Daniel: Do you know this man named Drake?
Ben: Yeah, he is so gay-Z, he made me want to jerk off.
by chips February 16, 2020
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mega gay

Anyone with blonde hair and no tie shoes
Hey did you see that new guy?

Yeah, he was mega gay.
by CanadianSlut June 24, 2022
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Gay sex

You searched this up for a story, didn’t you?

Well fine.

Josh was curious, and decided to go to a gay strip club. He had never seen such explicit things as he would see that night.

A large man, who is called aron, pulled Josh onto his lap. Josh was fairly scrawny, so it wasn’t very hard. Josh was surprised when he felt the man’s rock hard dick poking at him through his pants. Aron lead Josh to the bathroom, and Josh unbuttoned Aron’s pants, and began licking the tip of his large, thick, rock hard dick. Aron groaned when he pushed Josh’s head further down on his fat cock. Aron quickly cummed all over Josh’s face, making Josh lap it up like a pet. Aron then grabbed Josh and lead him into a stall, where Aron leaned Josh against the wall and began fucking his ass upright, with his bussy destroying cock. Josh screamed and moaned and groaned as his ripe asshole was endlessly fucked balls-deep. He rode on aron’s fat cock before Aron pulled out, putting Josh on the floor, and raw-dogging his tight bussy. Josh screamed for more and more as slapping could be heard from the next room. Josh and Aron moaned in unison as they both came. Josh thought it was the end of their rough time,
until 3 more big men came in, fat cocks throbbing with anticipation. Suddenly, Josh found himself deepthroating another fat cock he could barely fit in his mouth, and being anally raped from all angles by 3 cocks, moaning and holding back tears of pleasure and pain. Suddenly, all 4 men open his legs and thrust into him all at once, their cocks widening his tiny ass and making him scream. Josh cums on their faces, and soon they all fill his widened ass up with loads of their fat, juicy, warm semen. Josh loved how the men ruined his hips and legs with their gay sex.

Are you happy now?
by Wokawokaweoooweooo November 7, 2023
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