I love hot dads

People say I love hot dads when they are attracted to dads who are hot.

Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”

by Bear5599 February 5, 2023

Hot

When heat is added to a substance, the molecules and atoms vibrate faster. As atoms vibrate faster, the space between atoms increases. The motion and spacing of the particles determines the state of matter of the substance. The end result of increased molecular motion is that the object expands and takes up more space.

Hot

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 12, 2020

Hot

Not cold you fucking dumb ass

oh thats hot

by up your moms ass September 8, 2020

Hot Fudge Sundae

The act of taking a steaming hot shit in the females vagina, cumming on top of the shit, and then pissing on it. Then you take a spoon and eat all that shit up!

Joseph: Hey dad, can we do another Hot Fudge Sundae @dad????????

by GammAndrew January 20, 2018

Iowa hot

Iowa hot is when someone would be considered an 8/10 in Iowa but a 3/10 anywhere else.

Max: Oh my god dude, she’s SO hot!

Reace: Nah bro, she’s Iowa hot.

by YungButtpiss October 31, 2023

Nasty Hot Pocket

Must have 5+ players. Each person will take turns trying to cum in a Hot Pocket, within a timespan of 5 minutes. First person that can't cum in 5 minutes, has to eat the "Nasty Hot Pocket".

Blake: Wanna play "Nasty Hot Pocket" this Saturday??
Xander: Sure! That's my favorite game!

by ilovetotouchlittlekidsofalltyp September 5, 2021

Hot dog units

A Hot dog unit is a measurement in which, the stench of gas station hot dogs reach. Three things have to be in place for hotdog units to be used.

1: The area has some warm, meaty, hot doggy stench.

2: You must be able to identify areas that have breathable air, versus hot dog stench.

3: When walking into an area, you'll know if you smell hot dogs.

Dude1: "Hey bro, I just walked into that crumby gas station, and got a big whiff of nasty ass hotdogs, I could smell them like a mile away!"

Dude2: "bro, that has to be at least like 12 hot dog units of stench man."

by Mountaineer007251 December 18, 2020