Cock eyed

Someone’s who’s eyes are looking in different directions.

Wether it’s by a bunch or not.

Person 1: Do I look cock eye.

Person 2: Yeah, just a tiny bit cock eyed

by Thousand measurement April 14, 2022

National cock and ball torture day

A day were you get and give cock and ball torture

April 15 is National Cock And Ball Torture day

by Anonymous Person 69420 April 14, 2022

weeping cock

The important things.

"We spend a lot of time talking about the important things."
"Weeping cock?"
"Weeping cock."

by Dordobolong April 14, 2022

cock

The best tool creating by the blacksmith saymon singleton where he made a metal cock which evolution gave the superior species real cocks.

thats a nice cock you got there.

my bf has a huge cock, wanna see.

by Miistake1 April 14, 2022

cock your hole

put a cock in your hole

A: Yo bitch, why are you so slow?
B: Cock your hole, my bag is heavy.

by anonymous April 15, 2022

Big cock hummus man

Madeline’s best work, a Mediterranean god, 9 inch nail,

Guy:who’s that?
Stu: that mr big cock hummus man, don’t ask about his friend, he told his mom

by P€€p€€p••p••• April 16, 2022

Lucas's cock

An extremely small penis that is so unbelievably small that gay people won't suck it

"Jesus Lucas's cock is so unbelievably small" -every person (including mom) who's seen his cock

by LucasIsDumbhehehehehehe April 17, 2022