A type of goody hobbie where the main guy or girl go have a good fuck at home and the final step is make sex into a furnace, knowing that there is a keyhole to lock inside.
by Grof 34-94 baldo September 26, 2017
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Get the sexmug. "cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!
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by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021
Get the cake after sex is so goatedmug. How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.
“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
by grimm23 December 13, 2023
Get the Old man sexmug. Zackery and Madi were only friends that had occasional sleepovers. They were both still virgins, although they were both 17. On one of their sleepovers Madi was very horny. So was Zackery. Madi could tell that he was excited which made her wet. Madi signalled Zackery to follow her. Madi lead Zackery to the bathroom locking the door behind her. It was quite awkward, but they both knew what they wanted to do. Madi slowly took of Zackerys jeans and shirt. She lay on top of him feeling his cock grow 2 inches. Madi couldn’t take it anymore. She took off his underwear and took of her own shirt and pants. She was wearing nothing but a blue thong. Zackery decided to go full out he said “Suck on me baby.” Madi gave him a long blowjob. Not soon after she felt hot seamen run through her mouth. She swallowed all of it. Zackery said “I have to repay you for that.” as he ripped off her thong and started exploring her pussy whither his young hitting her g-spot constantly she had an orgasm and moaned out of pleasure. They started fucking Zackery cummed in her but fortunately she was on the pill. They went in for round 2 as Madi started riding Zackery like a whore. They were both moaning as they both fell into orgasms. Then Zackery lead Madi out of the room leading her to the kitchen counter they both finished up and planned have another sleepover in a couple of days. I’m
by Lol12. March 8, 2022
Get the Sexmug. sex story pt 6!!
i'm screaming with tears in my eyes and drool on the sheets from biting them. my top knuckles are red from clasping the edge of the bed so hard and i'm so flushed i look sick. i scream 'baby fuck, i'm gonna cum!' as my eyes roll back and he immediately slows down and my body un-tenses. he reaches his hand around my neck gently yet dominantly. 'i didn't give you permission to cum yet, did i?' he asks. he flips me over to face him and i mutter a small 'mn-mmh' and shake my head submissively. he holds my face in his hand to bring my chin up and pauses for a second before giving into my pleading eyes and smirking, 'does my baby girl want to cum?' i perk up, nod my head and hum 'mm-hm', biting my lip. he snickers a little bit and tells me 'it's ok, i'll let you now, princess, whenever you want', as he strokes my cheek and puts his cock back in me while we're in missionary.
i'm screaming with tears in my eyes and drool on the sheets from biting them. my top knuckles are red from clasping the edge of the bed so hard and i'm so flushed i look sick. i scream 'baby fuck, i'm gonna cum!' as my eyes roll back and he immediately slows down and my body un-tenses. he reaches his hand around my neck gently yet dominantly. 'i didn't give you permission to cum yet, did i?' he asks. he flips me over to face him and i mutter a small 'mn-mmh' and shake my head submissively. he holds my face in his hand to bring my chin up and pauses for a second before giving into my pleading eyes and smirking, 'does my baby girl want to cum?' i perk up, nod my head and hum 'mm-hm', biting my lip. he snickers a little bit and tells me 'it's ok, i'll let you now, princess, whenever you want', as he strokes my cheek and puts his cock back in me while we're in missionary.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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