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Haubs Hot Pocket

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill every hole on a woman with their meat and violently ejaculate a hot load in her.
Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying Haubs Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!
by Jaron Aacobs December 19, 2024
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hot pork car

A Jewish summer camp tradition that happens at the break of dawn. The steps are as followed:

1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before

2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants

5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake
Hey bro are you thinking of doing hot pork car tomorrow?
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles
by Jewholics Anonymous June 26, 2019
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hot pocket

The most delicious snack you will ever eat, so good that it gives you a full body orgasm on the first bite.
Me and my hot pocket had a great time last night.
by big smithy October 19, 2017
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Hot Brunch

When one gives themself a mimosa enema, and then blasts it all over a sexual partner.
Hey baby, it’s 11am, I’m horny, we like shit play. How about a hot brunch?
by ScoobyDoe March 15, 2020
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biscuits and gravy hot tub

A type of casual, healthy polyamorous group often consisting of two women, one man, and a nonbinary rock star. May require gluten free and dairy free considerations.
“Damn! How do I get in on a biscuits and gravy hot tub like that?!”
by Mage Hands December 2, 2021
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hot sausage roll

A hot sausage roll is when you defecate in your hand and proceed to masturbate
Bro that was a sick hot sausage roll you just pulled , big load
by Holy mouley August 24, 2016
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Hot Pants

by rgytygf March 20, 2016
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