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by SpovaGang💕 August 13, 2019
Get the Cocksmug. noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.
"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"
by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020
Get the kink-cockmug. Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.
I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.
by The real Black Dog Poker August 29, 2022
Get the Cock Womblemug. by Coc ring January 3, 2022
Get the Cock ringmug. 
When the persons dick is abhorrently large (longer than 2 feet)
Explanation: On rule34.xxx there is an obscene amounts of Futa porn of Saeko and Seong-hui from Yakuza 7 with world ending sized dicks. Most of the Futa is by artist stevencarson
Explanation: On rule34.xxx there is an obscene amounts of Futa porn of Saeko and Seong-hui from Yakuza 7 with world ending sized dicks. Most of the Futa is by artist stevencarson
by AstronomicaIl December 26, 2023
Get the Saeko Futa Cockmug. Someone who demolishes cock, most of the time a hoe. She sucks and fucks his 12incher till the sun comes up❤️. She gets him harder then him seeing his cousin Tom in tight spandex❤️
Jakob- How was your time with the cock demolisher yesterday
Me- She sucked my shit till it turned purple and then my asshole turn hot and swelled.
Me- She sucked my shit till it turned purple and then my asshole turn hot and swelled.
by Chilly Willy in my anus May 17, 2018
Get the cock demolishermug.