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California Hot Pocket

When a New Age Hippie / people from LA, shit in a girl's or a man's ass then dips a hot pocket or a sandwich in the ass and eats it like a French dipped sandwich. While eating the sandwich, the person that is eating the sandwich starts having intercourse with the shit filled ass.
Logan Paul just gave that man a California Hot Pocket.
by PuRgE445 June 10, 2022
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Hot Rocket

My neighbour loves to hot rocket his dog for a laugh.
by Charlie Elkins NGO August 25, 2021
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Hot-Pocketing

The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.
I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”
by mustysausage November 1, 2018
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Secret Hot

A person that you don't realize is attractive either because of the way they dress (like a work uniform) or because of your relationship to them (a boss or blood-relative).
In Death to Smoochy Catherine Keener sees Edward Norton take off his costume and she realizes he is secret hot.

Guy #1: Did you see Jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
Guy#2: She's totally secret hot, these Toys-R-Us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.
by rolenthegreat September 12, 2011
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urban hot tub

A hot tub like structure made from a simple lawn chair in a shower.
John: Did you hear Dave got an urban hot tub.
James: How much did that cost him?
John: bout six dollars.
by campsell$ March 6, 2011
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Hot sister

Man, Dave’s sister is hot, see if she will come over.

She’s a hot sister
by Devilbev November 18, 2022
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Hot car

A car that's well known by cops for speeding and other traffic offences. Having a "hot car" means you're likely to get pulled over.
Be careful I have a hot car
by Tomtheavgeek July 15, 2021
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