Ohno my balls

When you lose your balls

"Ohno my balls! They're gone!"

by Rat_Chef_200 September 23, 2021

Ball Stew

When you sit on the drum chair for an hour at a sweaty rock n roll concert, you develop this substance under your genitals called ball stew

Brady: Why are you scratching your balls so aggressively?
Jimmy: Hey man, it's Fucking hot in there sitting on that drum chair and it's like ball stew down there man

by sammi66crush September 23, 2021

Change My Balls

To shower, bathe.

Bro, I need to change my balls. I haven’t showered in days!

by AfricanB00tyScratcher September 24, 2021

Balls

Definition: help i got kidnapped by Gerry Scotty

Balls

by Giginoman September 25, 2021

balls

too put something under water

i balls lego dinosaur.

by fantiom September 25, 2021

metamorphic balls

literally just flaming metamorphic balls. what else do you want me to say. only people with extreme swagger have metamorphic balls, so jared in your math class with the creeper hoodie, most certainly does. it’s 2021, minecraft drip is the new supreme.

kevin: hey, what’s up with your pants? they’re sagging-
me: sorry man, i just have massive metamorphic balls, you wouldn’t know the struggle.
kevin: yeah your right sorry.

by shishki September 25, 2021

Heaven in two little balls

Descriptive of the male ejaculation process.

I got laid last night. For the first time finally experienced Heaven in two little balls.

by 11penny September 26, 2021