Dudley Syndrome

When you recieve any sort of text messsage and reply almost instantaneously doing this at any time of the day, be it day or night.

I was talking to my friend, and she said that someone she is talking to replies so quickly everytime, that it overwhelms them, so I think he has a case of the Dudley Syndrome.

by kante the minivan December 27, 2020

John Syndrome

John syndrome is a disease that is commonly found in people named John (Johnson). When touched by someone with the syndrome, you will gain it, and become a John, or possibly even a Johnson.

Get the fuck outta there, he has John Syndrome!

by Cowfoodi October 17, 2023

profile image inundation syndrome

The state of having so many captivating profile photo options that it becomes extremely difficult to pick one. Other common symptoms are being extremely good looking, stylish, or otherwise dapper.

That person has such profile image inundation syndrome

by senor_chang September 12, 2014

Jada Pinkett Smith Syndrome

When a wife publicly embarrases her husband for no reason.

KD: "Yo Bron, Ayesha Curry has leaked on a Fox talk show that Steph Curry loves feet and that she sends him pics of her feet instead of regular nudes."
LeBron: "no way, Ayesha has that Jada Pinkett Smith Syndrome. Savannah would never embarrass me like that"
KD: "lmaoo, that's why I'm not married yet bruh. Imagine yo girl tellin' the world you have a footfetish"

by gunnerafc20 January 9, 2024

Brady Syndrome

When an NFL announcer talks excessively about Tom Brady. Can be made into a drinking game.

"That announcer Tony Romo has Brady Syndrome. He would blow him if he had the chance"

by Heat3dRedneck November 15, 2020

Punk Derangement Syndrome

Punk Derangement Syndrome (PDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of CM Punk to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason."

Whenever we talk about wrestling, Matt always says how much he despises CM Punk. He definitely has Punk Derangement Syndrome.

by GucciGotch August 1, 2024

fire extinguisher syndrome

Someone who waits until the shit hits the fan before offering knowledge that could have avoided the mess in the first place. People like these tend to suffer from narcissistic personality disorder and love the feeling of being a savior/hero but only after

Jim suffers from fire extinguisher syndrome as he knew how to fix the problem but waited until the 11th hour to step in an offer a working solution.

by mr_mister911 December 2, 2020