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ball luster

a man who lusts for the balls of another man, which is gay as crap.
it could also be a chick lusting for a man's balls, which is not gay, but it is best if used to insult your friends or commit hate crimes.(not that i condone hate crimes, because they are also gay as crap.)also, it could be used as a measure of the shine or glare from a nut sack.
1. though he never came out of the closet, all of the other men knew jeremy was a total ball luster.

2."this bitch was all up on my nuts. she was a total ball luster

3.when me and dave were making rotisserie chicken, his ball luster practically blinded me.
by old dirty major November 4, 2004
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Ball hauler

A person who loiters ate the Brawl-hall.com forums.
usually an teenagers who has nothing better to do than hurl insults and racial slurs. they usually act like they are older and brag about all of their acomplishments and how much they hate themselves. Gay porn is a staple of their internet diet as is self inflicted voilence.
Those ball haulers need to take a short fall with a quick stop
by Sambanista February 16, 2004
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Michiball/ Michi Ball

WOW! Adam is one azn michiballer!
by C-Cizzle December 17, 2003
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ball grabbing

when a outfit is so gangster and hard you ball grab
did you see amy’s outfit today? it’s so ball grabbing
by anonymous August 18, 2024
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THICC BALLS

THICC BALLS is when someone's balls are thicc and maybe have a side of McDonald's french fries
by JaketheVCP August 18, 2024
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Q-Ball

1. An outcast that hangs around his high school 20 years after he has graduated.

2. A large deposit of smegma
If he shows up to home coming again he’s gone full Q-ball
by The great malinko August 20, 2024
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blue balls

A common affliction among Smurfs.

The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.

These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
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