by anonymous May 10, 2024
Get the Spider-Cockmug. When you alarm like a clock but its not your alarm its the boner you have in the morning that wakes you up
by pookieposts March 1, 2023
Get the coo-coo-cockmug. When you are getting a blowie and you put your legs over the girls shoulders and pound her face with your cock .
by Cif 1981 June 2, 2021
Get the Cock in facemug. Cock waffle is an insult towards the stupidest of stupid retards who have a microscopic penis.
Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.
Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.
Olli: "YOUR SUCH A COCK WAFFLE."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."
by F4k3_Fl0w3rs March 16, 2023
Get the Cock Wafflemug. Is an asshole that is a wallop of a douchebag insensitive pussy face unjustifiable torture to suit one's needs of feeling like they're on top and invincible.
he is such a cock womgee, cuz she does everything for him and there's definitely no appreciation just torture.
by Tany85 January 8, 2024
Get the Cock Womgeemug. by i eat toast May 29, 2022
Get the cockmug. When u been high to long and u think ur as stronger as u was before u lost 40 lbs .strung out and full of urself,not who u used to be. All dick no muscle., Big in all the right places and dont know how to use it.
Did u know dude was that big a month ago he used to be cock stronge is what I heard,now I see he's just cockstrung LoL!!!he so strung out he's lost all his muscle!
He no longer cock stronge he cock strung ,all outta muscle.
He no longer cock stronge he cock strung ,all outta muscle.
by Gizmo289 May 27, 2023
Get the Cock strungmug.