Wooden Cock

A great invention made by Gabriel in the träslöjdsalen

oh look what is that?
it´s a wooden cock bitch

by YourNan28 January 10, 2017

touch my cock

Dont actually thats not very nice of you to touch my cock

People nornally touch my cock bc it feels good

by Yourmotherisahottie August 15, 2023

Cock Top

A real dick head.

A smart ass ass hole.

He makes my blood boil when he talks shit like that to me! He’s a fucking Cock Top!

Don’t talk to me like that! That’s mean, you cock top!

by Lala Anne April 14, 2023

cock clock

When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.

Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.

by DOfficial May 30, 2019

Alarm Cock

The act of waking up your girlfriend or wife for morning sex before her alarm clock goes off.

I woke up my wife with the "Alarm Cock" for a quicky before she got up to get ready for work.

by JBirch82 July 19, 2012

Cock Razzler

Some that ride someone's nuts or bs so hard they are willing suck the penis of a cardboard cutout of said person, abandons all logic or sense of how ridiculous they sound or look.

the Cock Razzler, MTG is riding DT so hard she is excited for trying to rename the gulf of Mexico to gulf of America

by XKingofhearts81 January 15, 2025

Cock block

Playing ADC in 2k17

I've played ADC yesterday and got a huge cock block when i saw an enemy champion.

by nem912 August 19, 2017