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Gay bowling ball

A person called Jamie Wright who has a round ass head
by Tom dim May 25, 2018
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Pro-gaying

Pro-gaying is heavily influenced by the procrastinating and professionalism. To pro-gay means to establish a beautiful mixture of fun and business, usually including big amounts of bourbon. It involves actively seeking out opportunities that minimizes work load and maximizes getting your dick sucked. Pro-gayers are known to commonly buy houses and stock them with twinks which of whom they hope to stuff with bourbon and semen. It takes a skilled liver to determine just the right amount of bourbon to convince the twinks that anal tearing is in fact enjoyable. At the same time a true pro-gayer will hold a 9-5 job where he is paid a very good salary while working no more than an hour per day.
Asian boy: I got so pro-gayed last week that I couldn't sit down for 4 days. After the pro-gayer said "Show me your penis" 420 times, the force simply became too strong and I could do nothing but give in. His pro-gaying was on point that night.
by honestlyhonesty August 4, 2017
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Gay

Person 1: Hey there! Are you gay?
Person 2: Hi! Yes, I am gay thank you for noticing.
Person 1: I will care for you and your every need
by Gay Guy 1 October 14, 2021
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Gay

You >:3

Okay all jokes aside, gay means someone who is attracted to someone else of the same sex or gender. Typically, gay is used for men who are attracted to other men, but can sometimes be used for women too, except a woman who is attracted to another woman is generally called lesbian. Now u are more enlightened on homosexuality!! :DD
Guy 1: *kissing guy 2*
Guy 2: *kissing Guy 1*
Random dude: "THATS HELLA GAY!!"
Guy 1 and 2: "Damn right it is" *Keeps kissing*
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the gay shady girlfriend

A girlfriend that hides your relationship from all of her friends. Someone who doesn't show enough affection towards you.
Linda: Have you seen Bre? I miss her, all I want to do is kiss her.
Elena: You're dating Bre? She was out last night getting wasted, that's all I know.
Linda: Wow, so that's why she couldn't message me back.
Elena: I'm sorry but you have "the gay shady girlfriend"
Linda: I love her...
by Toogaytofunction July 31, 2012
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Gay agenda

Brunch and mimosas
They're just trying to forward the gay agenda which is brunch in mimosas so count me in. I'm starving and I have a hangover.
by Nordic Pimp August 8, 2025
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Gay Roast Reflex

The act of deflecting a verbal confrontation with a homosexual joke.
“Austin you really need to cut back on your drinking.”
“We should spoon the next time you’re in town”
“Stop using your gay roast reflex and answer the question
by Clayboiwebster July 14, 2024
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