old man with a flat

an old man that can't get a hard on.

I used to could fuck all night but now I'm just an old man with a flat.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009

Star-Fish-Man

A Name given to anyone who likes licking Girls Chocolate Starfish as well as Fanny because its dirty as fuck, namely me. Also: The Bum-Hole Kid, Ring Raider (not to be confused with the gay term) and Cigar-Burn Extraordinaire

" We're gonna fuck later you dirty bitch! and guess what? Star-fish-Man is gonna be in full flow "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

old man bitner

a faggot who presses charges if u walk by his house; also gets jumped by fetters

old man bitner is a pussy

by bill brasky April 26, 2005

Tin-man fallacy

A reverse strawman fallacy. To defend a position or argument, that one does not hold.

Tin-man fallacy: A Christian defending the deist take on the concept of a god.

by Aaberg February 18, 2010

Little man syndrome

Small penis

Dude he got little man syndrome I feel sorry for him

by Frankiethewanktanky July 2, 2019

kool-aid man

when a girl is about to orgasm, hump her through a layer of dry wall so when she goes through she screams oh yeah.

-i have a headache
-why?
-because jacks a bastard and snuck a kool-aid man on me last night
-HAHA!

by alaster henessy March 25, 2007

my ol' man

A man dating a women at least 3 yrs. younger than him. A man who is dominant or aggressive in a relationship. A man that possesses a great amount of masculinity and who is full of confidence.

Lyric: guhl, what you doin tonite? Jalidee: my ol' man ! (LOL)

by MzJ&L March 2, 2008