weaselboy

A young weasel that has evolved into a boy; will never turn into a man unless it evolves into a weaselman;

The weasel turned into a weaselboy at the age of 144.

by Weasel April 2, 2003

weaseling

Being extra cute to get out of your boyfriend/girlfriend being mad at you.

Doing things like saying "I love you" or trying to kiss them right after you say/do something that frustrates them.

her: You're such an idiot sometimes.
him: Thanks =/
her: Awwh, I'm sorry baby. I love you.
him: You're weaseling again.

by grr[face] August 7, 2008

wesel

As a last name, a wesel is a German last name and they are attractive,smart, funny, and girls would want to fuck them every second they can.

Girl: Oh your last name is wesel oh, let's do it here on the table

by Rthy July 10, 2015

Cunt Weasle

A gentleman who will tell a woman whatever she wants to hear to get in to her pants. Weasling his way in to her knickers.

"Have you heard him, he's a propper cunt weasle"

"Than cuntweasle got into her pants again"

by Simon Rose January 22, 2009

Axis of Weasels

Germany and France. Also see Canada.

by VM January 24, 2003

Michael Wessel

a shy robot.

michael wessel- your pants.. are shiny

by straight white male May 5, 2010

weasal-monkey

A strange and rare mammal of the primate family. The only encounter was documented by one, Terrence Longfella.

He spanked out a dance like a weasal-monkey.

by Keta April 19, 2003