two inch warrior

a penis which is two inches long owned mainly by aidan the fucker.

put your two inch warrior away aidan.

by Jared Co: March 10, 2004

chode warrior

a short kid that either a) drinks coffee and is a conformist, or b) this other short kid who is very arrogant and brags a lot about everything, eventhough he sucks.

Eric: Hey chode warrior
Ravi: o hey

by The Renegade of Funk May 10, 2005

Weekend Warrior

Someone who goes to jail on the weekends because they are either a student, have a job, run a buissness or have children. usually making fun of the person because they only have to stay friday to sunday night.

Example, i went to jail and thats what the called em.

How long are you in for?
Just the weekends.
Oh, so your a weekend warrior

by Jackelz21 May 3, 2011

Mech-warrior

A "Mech-Warrior" is any woman (or man) who wears high heeled shoes, is chubby and has big boobs that stand out like flak cannons although she (or he) is incable of properly walking in them. Mech-warriors are characterized by their awkward posture and halting gait while walking, like the giant robots in (no-Japanese) robot fighting games. A mech-warrior can be futher defined if the woman has a pronounced hunch in her back caused by the poor posure her high heeled shoes promotes (see "hunchback")

Tommy: "Damn that's a fine bitch!"

Timmy: "WHAT?? she is fugly and walks like the hunchback of notre dame, man"

Jimmy: "yeah, she's a total mech-warrior"

by Sepulverture June 15, 2009

Wallet Warrior

A person who suggests buying something new instead of fixing an otherwise perfect item.

You: My <slightly old cellphone> is unable to check email. It says "Can't connect" using Wifi or 3g, or whatever, but other accounts I have work just fine, and altogether it works like a charm.
Wallet Warrior: You should buy a new phone at <big fancy mart-shop>.

by tristezo2k December 18, 2012

Warrior Princess

A leather clad, spike wearing bad bitch whom laughs at morals and virtues; she finds solace only in raucous debauchery. Raised in a feral manner, apart from society, a warrior princess knows no manners and takes what she wants by temptation or preferably force. Alongside their Warrior King, the princesses bide their time til Armageddon when they will rise up and conquer the weak... Ya, on some Mad Max, Road Warrior, type shit.

Hobbies and Past Times include:
- Bare Backing Wolves
- Chuggin' forties
- Rapin' n Pillagin'
- Booty Clappin

Last night a pack of warrior princesses came in under cover of darkness bare backing wolves. They stole all my forties and bitch slapped my wife. Damn, those were some baad bitches..

by Warrior_King_Rafael December 9, 2010

warrior

A patheological liar.a narsacist with bi polar tendacies.Needs to be heavily medicated and should not associate with the public.starts most/all fights where people are concerned.center of attention.whore,liar,cheater and all around nasty person.will always attack helpless people when they least expect it.charges men for sex and willingly sells herself on the open market to the highest bidder.Is always the butt of the joke because she is a joke.Does not play well with others.Never is held accountable for her actions.Least likely to ever advance in her life because people like this should never be alowed to live.Should have been drown at birth.

I can't believe she was arrested for prostitution.she is such a warrior.(whore)

by samanthatwheat October 18, 2008